Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
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he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
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Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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