yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
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You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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