dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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