The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
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spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
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And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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