But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
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i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
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And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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