his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
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You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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