He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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