then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
All I want is dick and wine.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize
