Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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