help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
No I am not eating basil off your cock
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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