Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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