I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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