Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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