I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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