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Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Fuck appropriateness.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
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I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
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GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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