If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
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It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
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I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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