I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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