why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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