Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
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Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
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I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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