so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I wish i was in the wii world.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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