HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Do vagina's smell?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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