god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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