Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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