the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
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i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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