Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
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Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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