I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
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