You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
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Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
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I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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