He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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