Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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