i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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