Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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