everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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