she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
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You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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