tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Randomize
