I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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