can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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