This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
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Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
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The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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