i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
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