Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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