Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.