He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
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We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
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Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?