I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
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Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
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I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out