dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
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Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
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there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍