About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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