shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Are we still banned from the library?
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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