respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
