I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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