Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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