FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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