Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
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So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
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They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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