She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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