a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Do vagina's smell?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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