I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
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You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
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So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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