Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
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We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
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I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
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