if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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