how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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