...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
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I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
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I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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