How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
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He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
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First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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